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Poem 872

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I'm here.

Emily Reeve

Sometimes I'm just sitting here in my apartment
watching TV or reading a book, maybe laying in bed
all I want is to not be needed
to have no demands made on me

You just grab my tits
and tell me
that, in your sleep,
you forgot how pretty I am
and expect me to swoon
I'm such a sucker

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22