Very Bad Archive
I'm glad you didn't go play on a freeway
Mister Underhill
Because you're spazzy and demented and perverted.
And without you my days would all be reverted
back to staring blankly at these trailer walls
wondering what's the meaning of it all
though perhaps my days would not be full of strife
I'd have far fewer drugs and orgasms in my life.
Mister Underhill has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works: