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I'm Sore From The Gym

Robert Hawkins

I'm sore from the gym.
Or my heels affect gravity?
Perhaps it's the Dickwad?
Trying to suck bear grease.
My nicely arranged toilet lid.
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Emily Reeve

note; it was up to us, "Fellowship of Felonious Poets" put that dickwad back working at "Taco Casa" the one on Jacksboro Hwy. The lame ass fucking with the muck in the grease trap.
!!!! Don't tell him!
He thinks he is fishing.
And ,,Waa,, Laa?
It's you!
Ding bat,,,?
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emily reeve. 02/25/10

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51