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Ignomy, tu bul

Robert Hawkins

Ignomy?
VBP poetry?
English Women.
High Seas?
Sun never sets on England's?
Fair legs?
Perchance?
Think VBP been there?
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bobbynote; tatula bakula.
You quit writing,,, I'm going to kick your ass.
Thats's no shit bitch.
Your good,, you,, you,, damn limey. bobby.
What? You want me to remember your name,, correctely?
Damn babe?
I haven't even seen you naked yet.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51