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If you read this. you will burn
Anonymous Thomas
If I had pyrokinesis I would set everything on fire.
Everything would be dire.
All would burn, even the rubber of a tire. Unless of course, you hire me.
If I had pyrokinesis I would cause hell on Earth, the oceans will boil, the forests will turn to ash. Unless of course you give me cash.
If I had pyrokinesis I would out shine the sun...all just for fun.
If I had pyrokinesis my enemies will be cooked and grilled with my will power.
But I don't have pyrokinesis, so for now I cower.
Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works: