Very Bad Poetry

If my life was a TV show
people would clap and laugh
when I walk into a room
If my life was a TV show
my best friend would die and come back to life in each episode
I would never age
If my life were a TV show
I would have the good kind of cereal
but would never eat it
I would meet my friends everyday at a coffee shop
and eat full fat muffins
but never gain a pound
If my life was a TV show
my biggest worries would be prom, the zit on my nose
and the cute boy in school asking me out
If my life was a TV show
every sentence that came out of my mouth would be funny and witty
(well some days)
If my life was a tv show
I would start each day with a problem
and end it in a bar where everyone knows my name
If my life was a TV show
I would fake orgasms everyday
and my husband would be a fat loser
and I would be waaay out of his league
but I'm not superficial (or I have low self esteem)
If my life was a TV show
it would surely be cancelled by now

Nancy Anabel has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nancy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nancy's latest works: