Very Bad Archive
Icky Chick
Ms. Gray
Icky chick, icky chick
You make me feel slightly sick
Vulgar words and brassy hair
Get a stylist or do you dare
Pound for pound you could crush a town
For you are so very round
Icky chick oh icky chick
Your looks are nothing to your horrific wit
You say the things that make grown men cry
Or gouge out at least an eye
Icky chick, damn icky chick
You are so cruel and vapid sick
Ms. Gray has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ms.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ms.'s latest works: