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Icky Chick

Ms. Gray

Icky chick, icky chick
You make me feel slightly sick
Vulgar words and brassy hair
Get a stylist or do you dare
Pound for pound you could crush a town
For you are so very round
Icky chick oh icky chick
Your looks are nothing to your horrific wit
You say the things that make grown men cry
Or gouge out at least an eye
Icky chick, damn icky chick
You are so cruel and vapid sick

Ms. Gray has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ms.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ms.'s latest works:

Missing Buttons

Submitted Apr 24th 2011, 22:51

Morning's Mystery

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:09

Ode to banged up toe

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:01