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Ice Cream

Bertha Bigbutt

Things really aren't that bad.
I bitch and complain like I'm gonna die,
But really -
Things aren't that bad.

I've just gotta see the finer things in life.
I've got so much -
Just grab on,
Savor and enjoy.
There's so much to live for.
Just taste the ice cream.

Bertha Bigbutt has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bertha's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bertha's latest works:

Ice Cream

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 19:15