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I should get up

Mad Cat Lady

The wind wafts
fresh and soft
scented with green and growing things
as I sit
amidst
my dirt and detris forming ever expanding rings

a modern urban fairy ring
made-up of belongings of no use to anybody
not even me

I don't think I could attract
any quality fairies with it

there'll no be any kidnapping
off to magical courts by handsome sidhe for me
probably just some annoying little gremlin
who makes my taps drip and hides my keys

and i can't see leaving out
a saucer of milk working to appease
my cats would get their first resulting
in just a lot of diarrhoea cat shit to clean

shitty cats
annoyed gremlins
I think I probably should headoff all the strife
and start with cleaning my kitchen

Mad Cat Lady has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mad Cat's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mad Cat's latest works:

Office Daze 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:02

It sat solitary

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:01

Office Daze

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:01