Very Bad Archive
I should get up
Mad Cat Lady
The wind wafts
fresh and soft
scented with green and growing things
as I sit
amidst
my dirt and detris forming ever expanding rings
a modern urban fairy ring
made-up of belongings of no use to anybody
not even me
I don't think I could attract
any quality fairies with it
there'll no be any kidnapping
off to magical courts by handsome sidhe for me
probably just some annoying little gremlin
who makes my taps drip and hides my keys
and i can't see leaving out
a saucer of milk working to appease
my cats would get their first resulting
in just a lot of diarrhoea cat shit to clean
shitty cats
annoyed gremlins
I think I probably should headoff all the strife
and start with cleaning my kitchen
Mad Cat Lady has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mad Cat's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mad Cat's latest works: