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I prefer to remain Anonymous

Anonymous Thomas

I prefer to remain anonymous.
I prefer to be hidden.
I prefer to be forbidden.
I don't want you to know that it was me who wrote this poem.
I don't want you to know that I wrote 135 poems of nonsense.
Save me the embarrassment please!
I prefer to remain anonymous.
I prefer to be Thomas.
I prefer to be hidden.
I prefer to be forbidden.



P.S This is why I don't reveal my username to people who know me...

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50