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I like Turtles
Evan Esparza
I like cats,
I like to dress them up as little people,
I like to have them pull me on my wagon,
We take showers together and they make fun of me when I drop the soap,
I once talk'd to them for hours while tripping on mushrooms,
And the little bastards wouldn't talk back.
Everyone knows they have their own secret cat language,
And just like the WW2 Enigma code I'll break their damn shit,
I am the king of cats,
And I see many hot sluts a night.
Evan Esparza has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Evan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Evan's latest works: