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I like Nuts

Grace Gruendel

I like nuts
I like salty nuts
I love warm nuts
I like mixed nuts from Costco
Nuts are good on ice cream
Nuts are high in protein
My dad says nuts instead of damn it
Nuts are like people
There are many different kinds of nuts
Squirrels like nuts
My dog likes squirrels
Nuts are good
Nuts are great

Grace Gruendel has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Grace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Grace's latest works:

I like nuts

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 06:00

I like Nuts

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 06:00