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I have to pee at night a lot.
Pena Michael
I get up a lot at night to go pee.
Do I need my prostate checked or
am I just drinking too much tea?
Some times my pee is bright yellow,
other times it is light but very murky.
Is there something wrong with my fellow?
Alas, he seems alright, and very perky.
(My pee is sometimes orange too, but nothing rhymes with orange)
Pena Michael has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Pena's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Pena's latest works: