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Poem 1592

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I got da shits wid da universe

Oolon Colluphid


I got da shits wid da universe,
Try not to take it to heart,
But life has continued to develop
To the stage I think not big bang,
But Big Fart!
OC

Oolon Colluphid has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Oolon's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Oolon's latest works:

I got da shits wid da universe

Submitted Mar 20th 2009, 15:16