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I feel so very sad

Alli Chlapaty

I feel so very sad
The world is oh so bad
You left my side
I want to hide
And take my car for a ride
Why don’t you love me?
Lets take a trip to the sea
So that you will remember you love
It will surround you like a rubber glove
Come back home
From my side you cannot roam

Why did you leave?
When I tried to pull you sleeve

I fell so very mad
This poem wont end sad
Because I realize you’re jerk
For it is my heart you hurt
I hate you like muck
You suck!

Alli Chlapaty has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Alli's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Alli's latest works:

I Have Nothing to Write About

Submitted Oct 15th 2009, 08:39

I feel so very sad

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 07:51