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I die in your arms

Mister Underhill

How shall I say I love thee?
Like a fat kid loves candy?
Grubby fingers sweeping ants aside
a pudgy, stubby form of insecticide

Like a tranny whore loves her crack?
Walking the streets whenever she feels the lack
Ill at ease until she seduces another john
and soon both their hungers are temporarily gone

Or perhaps it's the case my words can only fail
and that I would do better to in some other way unveil
My undying love that will not make me feel so dumb
So take as my proof this lake of cum

Mister Underhill has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

God I hate robert hawkins

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:07

The elusive monarch butterfly long version

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:03

Oh poop

Submitted Nov 5th 2008, 02:45