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I can explain

Anonymous Thomas

I can explain why my first
poems seemed so crappy.
I thought I wasn't going to
get published, and so I wrote
about writing poems.
But also expressed my dislike
for society, humanity, and
you. So now you know Constant
Reader, that I have explained
the motive to most of my first
fifty poems.


Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50