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I am the Rooster

Pena Michael

You say tomato
I say "Shut the hell up"
Let's call the whole thing off.

Pena Michael has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Pena's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Pena's latest works:

Outlook

Submitted Jan 8th 2011, 14:32

Sense/nonsense

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:22

Sound Advice.

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:20