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Poem 3041

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I am sky.

Cole Malone

I am sky.
I am blue and cloudy.
I rain.
Rain is wet,
Like a pet.
I do not get
Why people would let
A pet
In their home
Because pets are wet.

Cole Malone has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Cole's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Cole's latest works:

Mr. Mouse

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:14

A Man with a Plan

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:08

I am sky.

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:05