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Poem 972

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I am really Edward Krayva

Edward Krayva

the moon rises over the aboreal dell

causing me to scream and yell

the victors are threading eternity's bell

which voices in my head, I cannot tell

I tried to make it to the outhouse, but continually fell

I love the solitude, but can't stand the smell

I fear that Julia has fallen down the well

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29