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I am not a witch/whore

Anonymous Thomas

"I am not a witch," she said.
"I am not a whore," she said.
Christine O'Donnell hides her
wand.
Dumbledore is not pleased.
That she pursued a political
career rather than
become a little more dumb
by "dabbling in witchcraft."
What if Obama "dabbled" in
Islam? (he didn't)
What if she is a witch?
What if she is a whore?
What if she becomes president
and we all become poor?

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50