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I am but im not

matthew arens

come with i yes i use correct grammar. even though im only good with a hammer. and my love for young kids will put me in the slammer.

but your body so fine,like an abe lincoln dime. I dont care if i cant tell time. Nobody can be dissin my rymes

Your gental and smooth like






Cuchumber

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38