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I am a Wizard

Aloysius Sharkdog

I am a Wizard. No,
Not the kind you find in those books your mother tells you you are too old to read.
Homey don't play that!
Nor am I a crummy 100-minute ad for Super Mario Bros. 3.
Seriously. Like I haven't heard that one seventy barillion times.

Shut up already and I'll tell you.
I said SHUT HUTP
Fine, you know what? Never mind.
I knew this speed dating was a bunch of bull pucky.



Dammit, I'm hungry.

Aloysius Sharkdog has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Aloysius's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Aloysius's latest works:

I am a Wizard

Submitted Aug 1st 2008, 11:48