Very Bad Poetry

I Wish I Still Had You
Slim Walter DeTurtlevain


Zippa-zappa ping pang, splish splash splosh
I turn my head and Whee! My tears go “slosh, slosh slosh!”
O, dibba dibba gam dibba gam diddley dee
There’s no one half as sorrowful, as tearyful as me

And,
With a wah wah wah, and a boo hoo hoo
I wail away the day, hey hey! I wish I still had you
With a boo hoo hoo and a sniffle snuffle snort
I miss you still, my truest love, who used my heart for sport

Faldy laldy day haha, troldy doldy die
My sadness can be blamed on you; since you left, we is I
Tikkity takkity tokkity tum, a lolliga lolliga luggal
You think he loves you, but I won’t be beat with nary a struggle

So,
With a wah wah wah, and a boo hoo hoo
I wail away the day, hey hey! I wish I still had you
With a sniffle snuffle snort and some “why? why? why?”s
I realize that my woes won’t end til your new boyfriend dies

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