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I Was Suppose To Send A Poem?

Jim Kutsin

Love is blue
Love is like glue
Whatever she says, comes backs and sticks on you
My heart hurts really much
It's like, you know broken
It really hurts
I'll have my doctor look at it
Oh no I forgot my book in my locker
My mom is going to kill me oh dear
Oh no wait, it's right here
I found it…near no gear, beer, pier?
Anyway my heart is broken
Oh for the love of god
God, Why? Is this your sign to be an emo rocker
I think my girlfriend thinks I'm a stal…
Don't judge me
Because I hurt
Self Pity
Self Pity Self Pity
Self Pretty…city, hickey…fifty? No pity.
Yeah I'm going to stick with pity.
Self Pity

Jim Kutsin has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jim's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jim's latest works:

I Was Suppose To Send A Poem?

Submitted May 31st 2009, 17:56