Very Bad Poetry

I wanna be a cougar when I grow up
and be sizzling hawt at fifty.
I’ll have sex all day with twenty year olds
now that will be quite nifty.

I can’t wait till I’m a cougar
and start hitting my sexual peak.
I’ll get myself fourteen young lads,
two for every day of the week.

As soon as I’m a cougar
I’ll seduce the grocery boy.
By putting my hands right down his pants
as he delivers my bok choy.

While a cougar may be a grandma
She doesn’t knit or collect fancy china.
She’s much more interested in finding
young men to pleasure her vagina.

Yes, one day I’ll be a cougar
just like Cher and Demi Moore.
I will hunt for cute young fellows
and have sex with them galore.

prunella jones has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of prunella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of prunella's latest works: