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I WANT TO TAKE A HOT BATH

AJ Chilson

I want to take a hot bath,
but there is no hot water.
What am I supposed to do
now that I have to suffer?

AJ Chilson has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of AJ's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of AJ's latest works:

KAREN

Submitted Mar 7th 2011, 05:38

I WANT TO TAKE A HOT BATH

Submitted Aug 22nd 2010, 14:21

TO RORY

Submitted May 3rd 2010, 10:23