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I WANT KNOW WHAT IS FOOT-LONG QUESTION AND WHY IS ILLEGAL!

Yonnath Nach

WHAT IS ILLEGAL?
I NEED TO KNOW NOW! WHAT IS ILLEGAL?
PLEASE, 'CAUSE THINGS ARE BAD IF THEY'RE ILLEGAL!

OH WAIT I KNOW WHAT IS ILLEGAL!
rape is illegal
WHAT WAS ILLEGAL TELL ME AGAIN LEGAL?
rape is illegal
ILLEGAL WHERE IS ILLEGAL?

rape is illegal!
RAPE IS illegal!!
RAPE IS ILLEGAL!!!
JUST LIKE AN EAGLE

Yonnath Nach has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 5/1/09. Read more of Yonnath's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Yonnath's latest works:

Dan Brown's Mission on the Cubit-Length Query

Submitted Apr 30th 2009, 02:59

Sushi-X's Foot-length Answer

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 09:02

I WANT KNOW WHAT IS FOOT-LONG QUESTION AND WHY IS ILLEGAL!

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 00:56