Very Bad Poetry

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I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA

anna karenina

...but I was too tall.
I WANTED TO BE A MODEL
...but I was too small.
Now I'm a bum with nothing to do but loiter at the mall.

anna karenina has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of anna's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of anna's latest works:

My Friend Joey

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:45

My Friend Jerry

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:43

I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:27