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I Love You

Schaefer Shaughnessy

Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you'll get.
Well I got you.
I've never talked to you, but I think I love you.
Every day I facebook creep you.
Though I've never really seen you.
Seeing you for that brief second once a month makes my heart flutter.
You make my melt like butter.
I love you.

Schaefer Shaughnessy has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Schaefer's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Schaefer's latest works:

I Love You

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 07:52

Love

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 07:50