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I KILLED HITLER!!!!
Anonymous Thomas
A fly got in my room.
It entered it's own doom.
It annoyed me for a while.
A fly entered my ears.
It made a buzzing sound.
It annoyed me for a while.
A fly tried to kill me.
It died a miserable death.
It splattered in my monitor.
A fly swatter was my weapon.
It was the reincarnation of...
It was the reincarnation of...
A evil man (understatement).
It used to be Adolf Hitler.
It used to be Der Fuhrer.
A dictator once but now
it is a splattered fly.
It just had to die.
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