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I Have a Rash
sheila gasquet
It started innocently enough,
just a few flat rouge spots with some umber undertones.
It's where they are, that causes me consternation.
There is puritis ( itching), not pus, thank God..
I can't scratch it ,or it looks like my thong is trying to bury itself in my heidi hole.
How would you, a perfect stranger, know that this is not an STD? well it's not!
I picked up some bedbugs from that Hotel 6 near Louisville.
lt ends well though. Thanks to Quell, in lotion or spray form.
sheila gasquet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of sheila's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of sheila's latest works: