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I Hate You

Joey Mailander

Tonight the sky is dark
And for some reason I hear a dog bark.
The sky is dark because of what you will do
And personally, I think it’ll reek of dog poo.
I know they say love is blind,
But you’re just a pain in my behind.
When I want this, you want that,
I want an aardvark you want a bat.
So before you do it, I’ll do it first,
Then I can go and quench my unquenchable thirst.
I hate you so you can be aware,
You have caused me with too much despair.

Joey Mailander has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Joey's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Joey's latest works:

I Hate You

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:29