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I Hate My Sister

Liam Taylor

I Hate My Sister
By: Liam Taylor

I hate my sister
Her name is Gret
Who is named Gret?
At least let it be Gretchen
Microsoft Word does not even recognize Gret
She majors in writing
But who really cares?
She knows nothing about the world
Her intelligence is less than that of a squirrel
It is a shame that she is
Of all the people in this world
One of two people I can trust
The other is a cat

Liam Taylor has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Liam's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Liam's latest works:

I Hate My Sister

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:55