Very Bad Poetry

I hate Mexican Novellas,
They all seem the same,
There's always a rich man caught between a
poor brown girl and rich blonde dame.

He has affairs with both,
since he can't keep it in his pants,
And the girls hate one another,
Rather the rich guy with whom they dance.

The rich girl poisons the brown girl,
But somehow the brown girl can survive,
Because her heart of gold saves her,
And ruins the white girl's life.

But the brown girl crashes the white girl's wedding,
And marries the rich man instead,
To go to show that even poor brown girls can marry rich stuck up losers,
And the white girl ends up dead!!!

anna karenina has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of anna's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of anna's latest works: