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Very Bad Archive

I Got Your Title Hangin'

Honey I's Home

This girl the other day?
She say she had to stop taking a med that was supposed to make her quit smoking but it has the unfortunate side-affect of making you want to commit suicide.
I said well it sounds pretty damn effective to me.
[You see where I'm gonna go with this?]
I ax her, you quit before or after you kill yourself?

Sounds like a pill anti -smoker terrierists would come up with.

Honey I's Home has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Honey I's's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Honey I's's latest works:

I Got Your Title Hangin'

Submitted Jun 30th, 08:29

TerRiBIIity tOO, BABy

Submitted Mar 27th, 06:05

The Terribility Factor

Submitted Mar 27th, 05:47