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I Dreamt of You Weevils

Daniella Princess of Doom

Be my sweater
cuz I'm cold
When you're there
I don't feel old
I don't feel sick
and I don't feel sad
I just feel real
and I feel real glad

Be my pants
cuz I'm ashamed
Want you wrapped around my veins
When you go
I feel so down
I feel so dumb and
I feel so drowned

Gonna put this shit to music
Gonna write you a bad song
Gonna serve it to whoever
tries to take you from my arms

Be my sweater cuz I'm cold
Be my sweater cuz I'm cold
Be my sweater cuz I'm cold

I'll always be there for your fingers and I'll be there for your toes.

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57