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I Couldn't Make This Any Badder
Bill Cashing
Dreary, awful drearyness
Aloof, and goofy, said he
I wonder how I'll make it there
While crawling on my knees
A journey to and fro to go
Ten miles in my shoes
If only I can find a way
To make my bladder loose
"I couldn't hurt her if I tried"
I heard the owl say
Tie the knot and get it over with
Or without her you will pay
Who saw them do it?
Have you ever heard them cry?
Listen to the rain unless
You're too preoccupied
Bill Cashing has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bill's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bill's latest works: