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I Ate Breakfast Alone

Daniella Princess of Doom

I ate breakfast alone.
Ain't nobody home.
I know I'm hard on you
I know I'm not fair.
I want to change for you baby
bus fare.
Leopard come and change your spots for me.
Tiger come and lose those stripes.
If I catch you by the toe
and you holler
I'll let you go.



Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57