Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 1343

Very Bad Archive

I Am An Angry Lesbian

Kevin Castaneda

Indian watch sellers scoff at my skills

Asian man, sit yo ass down
Manhattan engulfs only the rich

Asian man, sit yo ass down
Nantucket engulfs only the hicks

Asian man, sit yo ass down
Negro, you too
Green spotted hipsters divert my soul
Real-life tangerines are cave specialists
You is a lame-o

Lead my to l33t speak
Endoplasmic reticulum makes me a happy camper
Spoon your butt over, shit
Butt I don't know what that means
Individuals don't believe in love
After life
Negro

Kevin Castaneda has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kevin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kevin's latest works:

It Hurts

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:12

Shushes

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:11

I Am An Angry Lesbian

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:10