Very Bad Archive
I Am An Angry Lesbian
Kevin Castaneda
Indian watch sellers scoff at my skills
Asian man, sit yo ass down
Manhattan engulfs only the rich
Asian man, sit yo ass down
Nantucket engulfs only the hicks
Asian man, sit yo ass down
Negro, you too
Green spotted hipsters divert my soul
Real-life tangerines are cave specialists
You is a lame-o
Lead my to l33t speak
Endoplasmic reticulum makes me a happy camper
Spoon your butt over, shit
Butt I don't know what that means
Individuals don't believe in love
After life
Negro
Kevin Castaneda has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kevin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kevin's latest works: