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Poem 1498

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Hyena's Song

Emmis Ackbar

One day
I was walking down the street
and a hyena
came up to me
he said
a poop
a doodle
a diddlie doo
where do you come from?
AND WHO ARE YOU!?

Emmis Ackbar has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Emmis's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emmis's latest works:

Strip Tease

Submitted Mar 2nd 2010, 21:24

You Are/Is

Submitted Mar 6th 2009, 10:38

math sux...

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 14:38