Very Bad Archive
Hungry
adam kunkel
It smells like teriyaki beef
Or maybe sauerkraut.
My stomach rumbles
And I take a bite.
Tastes like chicken.
This looks like lettuce
Or maybe it's spinach.
There's Ranch on it
And some carrots.
Tastes like Caesar dressing.
My fruit bowl looks like
Chunky syrup soup.
Pineapple, watermelon, pears
Or maybe it's moldy mangos.
Tastes like grapes.
My stomach pinches at my side
So I put my tray on top the can.
The bathroom looks clean
Or maybe there's herpes on the seat.
I take a dump.
adam kunkel has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of adam's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of adam's latest works: