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Hungry

Nicole Walker

I was hungry, but was too sad to eat.
I grabbed some broccoli, but it had mold color, so I
threw it out dramatically.
I will find some crackers, round and buttery like Ritz,
but first I cry.

Nicole Walker has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nicole's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nicole's latest works:

Hungry

Submitted Jun 13th 2009, 09:41