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Michael Reed
How do you do?
How are things going?
How's tricks?
How do you explain that?
How does spaghetti sound for dinner?
How pretty!
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How do they get ships into bottles?
How can I get a good deal on a used car?
How now brown cow?
How did you end up in Cleveland with no wallet and only one sleeve?
How do I enable cookies?
How do I bake cookies?
How do I stop writing about cookies?
How do you throw a split finger fastball?
How do you spell 'relief'?
How quaint.
How does Silly String work?
How should I invest based on after-hours fluctuations in the securities market?
How does one become a brain surgeon?
How to Drink Carbonated Sodas by Ima Belcher
How did that get there?
How do you like them apples?
How do you mend a broken heart?
How shall I destroy the Earth?
How many questions have I asked?
How, in this day and age, do you still believe that?
How is your Aunt Francis?
How the Grinch stole Christmas.
How'z about a kiss?
How does the dryer keep losing my socks?
How is that physically possible?
How does the variable compression ratio affect the heat release rate of non-oscillating transmission igniters?
How many pictures of Madonna do you need?
How can you say that?!
How do you make an origami goose?
Michael Reed has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 25/5/07. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works: