Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 126

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How Should I Know What To Title It?

Michael Reed

How do you do?
How are things going?
How's tricks?
How do you explain that?
How does spaghetti sound for dinner?
How pretty!
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How do they get ships into bottles?
How can I get a good deal on a used car?
How now brown cow?
How did you end up in Cleveland with no wallet and only one sleeve?
How do I enable cookies?
How do I bake cookies?
How do I stop writing about cookies?
How do you throw a split finger fastball?
How do you spell 'relief'?
How quaint.
How does Silly String work?
How should I invest based on after-hours fluctuations in the securities market?
How does one become a brain surgeon?
How to Drink Carbonated Sodas by Ima Belcher
How did that get there?
How do you like them apples?
How do you mend a broken heart?
How shall I destroy the Earth?
How many questions have I asked?
How, in this day and age, do you still believe that?
How is your Aunt Francis?
How the Grinch stole Christmas.
How'z about a kiss?
How does the dryer keep losing my socks?
How is that physically possible?
How does the variable compression ratio affect the heat release rate of non-oscillating transmission igniters?
How many pictures of Madonna do you need?
How can you say that?!
How do you make an origami goose?

Michael Reed has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 25/5/07. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Is God a Retard?

Submitted Dec 31st 2009, 10:38

Fast Food Restaurant Drive-up Window Attendant

Submitted Dec 10th 2009, 10:08

So This Is Heaven?

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 05:32