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How Much?
John Wilmot
How much is that dildo in the window?
Black, ribbed, thick, and long,
How much is that dildo in the window?
For I've never seen such a beautiful dong!
He wants so hard to be someone's friend
Rubber in plastic, sterile and sad
A man, a woman, a marriage he'll mend?
Yes, dildo is eager to please, even a lad.
--Jordan Guy Notorious
John Wilmot has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of John's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of John's latest works: