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How Bobby Commited His Crime

Robert Hawkins

Once I stole a car.
But I didn't take it far.
They so wealthy couldn't resist.
Came back around there the police I found.
I had the grace to wait until way late.
Placed there car back exactally where it was before.
Left a note expressing my dismay embarrassment they having found out.
It was a sudded she that was my emergency.
Left them also tickets best front row seats.
The renown show in town.
They accepeted my grace as arisotocy does enjoyed the show.
Only to find out Bobby cleaned their house out.
Anything usesable.
Moral of the story?
If you have a fast nice car?
Don't go to shows courtesy of someone just stole your car.
If you do?
Your house is gone to.
My crime?
I'm a thief.
Your crime?
You swallowed the bait.
--0--
bobby

note; What's in fashion?
You don't do in the heat of passion. ..Erica Jong, Havelock Ellis and Steve Wakeling...09

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51