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julia flores

How Grandma Robot manages fear:
She looks up words and drinks some beer.

Here they are.

Dendrite vessel
rootlike harp
sand suds
horse moth
crystallized mineral
roomy psychic depression.

(Please barge anticlockwise to announce)

Frivol Grub Burgles Free Abandoned Hourglass.

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The phone squeaks.
She can't find it in the dark.
Someone grabs her by the hair.
Oh goddammit goddammit goddammit.

julia flores has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works:

when your eyebrows turn

Submitted Jun 5th 2010, 07:32

Disturbances

Submitted Sep 12th 2009, 07:08

Stars

Submitted Sep 10th 2009, 08:26