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Honey In Her Dhoti, zowie

Robert Hawkins

For any man to presume,
Predict.
To know the workings,
Of the female mind.
Like me.

(insert your invective)
(any explectives)
(further obscenites)

See the poignancy perfectly predictable.
rlh

note;
fifteen women in ledehosen erupt in pandemonium.
Honey De waiting in her dhoti. Her coquettish smile at me. yum yum

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51