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Homonculus!

dov Spinks

I know a little guy
Who is a little sly
He runs my VCR
Homonculus!

I know a little lady
Who’s as sexy as she’s ‘fraidy
She turns my fridge light on
Homonculus!

I got these little friends, y’hear?
They speak straight in my ear,
They’re stuck inside my mobile-phone
Homoncula!

Those little bitty people
Kept in machines & remote
Preserved in alchemists jars
Homonculi, homoncula!

dov Spinks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of dov's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of dov's latest works:

Clean Up After You Leave, Please

Submitted Jun 23rd 2009, 02:57

Set Phasers to STUN

Submitted Nov 16th 2008, 10:28

Homonculus!

Submitted Nov 16th 2008, 10:24