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Homework

Allie Fleming

Pens and pencils
scissors and stencils
why do teachers do this to us
it's not fair, I'm already forced to take the bus.
School is bad enough
I'd rather be at the gym getting buff.
I wish homework was not real
The shade of my room is teal
As I'm sitting on my bed
All I can think about is Ted
The boy in my class
Who has a nice ass
He also complains about homework.

Allie Fleming has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Allie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Allie's latest works:

Homework

Submitted Feb 24th 2011, 07:15